r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #48

54 Upvotes

This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.


r/NonCredibleDefense 10h ago

Slava Ukraini! Leaked Russian Tank Identification Guide

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6.5k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 13h ago

Slava Ukraini! 3000 traditional Ukrainian peasant houses of Zelensky

6.9k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 6h ago

Slava Ukraini! Another new Bingo is up

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1.6k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 9h ago

Real Life Copium Crystal clear video proof of TWO Leopard 2s getting destroyed. Take that silly Westoid!

2.4k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 11h ago

NCD cLaSsIc I will add whatever the top comment to this T-34 until the war in Ukraine is over (Day #4)

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3.5k Upvotes

Items Added:
Rheinmetall L55 Main Gun
Massive Bayonet Stolen Washing Machine


r/NonCredibleDefense 8h ago

It Just Works FACT: alcohol is a marine teleportation device

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1.4k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 12h ago

Slava Ukraini! Hold on to your seats

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3.0k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 8h ago

Slava Ukraini! TMNT Belgorod

1.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 10h ago

It Just Works Russian L as the Ukrainian counteroffensive starts today (according to me, I saw it in a dream as Zelensky and Biden went to Moscow with 500k soldiers)

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1.7k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 3h ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah 9000 Beavers of Budanov

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372 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 8h ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah The F16 is already in Ukraine

922 Upvotes

Hear me out.

Patriots off the table for Ukraine

UK gets patriots

Long range missiles off the table for Ukraine

Gets storm shadow, only revealed after successful strikes.

Fighters off the table for Ukraine

Gets everyone's old fighter jets.

And then this.

F16s were off the table for Ukraine, but now a global coalition formed to train pilots on the f16, as an American private Agressor squadron transfers all f16s to Germany for "maintenance".

This is all happening too fast, and my take is this.

A top secret mission was formed only a few months after Ukraine beat the russians back from Ukraine and back to the northern border.

They pulled a squadron of pilots and air technicians into a country/several countries operating F16s to begin training only 3-4 months after the war began.

JDAMs, AGM88s, and AIM120's (for nasams) are all shipped to Ukraine already, including the new storm shadow. All weapons that can be deployed by the F16.

The only thing missing are the jets, but they are already sitting in Germany ready to go... "for maintenance" my ass.

Not only are all the pieces together now, but the new "silence" video teaser for the upcoming offensive CLOSED OUT WITH F16'S FLYING.

There will Be a lighting NATO inspired blitz to achieve air superiority once and for all with all hands on deck.

Several packges are drawn up composing of 2 F16s In A2A load, with 4 MIG29 pushing SEAD/DEAD up front, ready to bait and switch as soon as fighters pop up on the rwr.

After terrifying the Russians so badly for several days with enormous confusion and losses the MIGs can now be missile trucks with F16s following their God Given Duties, multirole fighter, effectively deploying AGM, AIM120, JDAM, and STORM SHADOW.

Inshallah this will be the counter offensive that will be taught in schools as far in the future as the Teutoburg Forrest, which is still taught today.

Important edit: draken did not move f16s as far as I can tell.

But this says Netherlands have 26 they refused to sell. Instead are looking to sell to Ukraine. (Already lend-leased motherfucker)


r/NonCredibleDefense 5h ago

Slava Ukraini! Yet another Bingo update. Sources on the comments soon

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453 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 10h ago

Slava Ukraini! Secret video footage from the drone attack on moskow

1.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 3h ago

Real Life Copium Lend-lease straight from Klaxar prime

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303 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 4h ago

Slava Ukraini! Are we still Non-Credible?

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379 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 15h ago

NCD cLaSsIc COUNTER-OFFENSIVE PLANS LEAKED

2.9k Upvotes

The counter-offensive is going to be a water-born assault that goes around asia and hits Russia with a surprise attack in Vladivostok. Dont tell me it’s inaccurate my source says his dad works in the Ukrainian Army. Sorry but im not waiting 24 hours to maintain “operational security” or whatever the hell that means.


r/NonCredibleDefense 17h ago

Waifu What we are fighting for

4.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 3h ago

Real Life Copium Russian drone footage of 2 damaged/abandoned AMX-10 armored vehicles

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208 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 20h ago

Slava Ukraini! Russia strong. Only lost several Kilometers to weak count offensive.

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6.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 12h ago Perun Perfect Yummy

NCD cLaSsIc How2Breach.ppt

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r/NonCredibleDefense 17h ago

Slava Ukraini! when will these tankies start making sense

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2.9k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 8h ago

Real Life Copium Trust me, the world was a really peaceful place before the U.S. won WWII

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473 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 5h ago

NCR&D We are reaching new levels of technical.

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239 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 5h ago

Real Life Copium Ukraine can rest easy tonight for I have depicted Russia as the Soyjack

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243 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 10h ago

Slava Ukraini! Another (Non)CredibleDefense™ moment

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582 Upvotes