r/PublicFreakout • u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 • Apr 01 '23
This is a calm subreddit now. Certified Chill ❄️
From this point forward this is a subreddit dedicated to people remaining calm, cool, collected, relaxed, or just having a good time in public.
Our team is just tired of seeing people freaking out every day. From now on we only want to see people having a good mf time in public. This is not up for discussion. Remain calm about this in the comment section or we'll just lock the post 🤷♂️
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u/lazilymade Apr 01 '23
Happy April Fucks 🥳
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u/Chafram Apr 01 '23
If only it happened one day per year it would be fun. Private videos of calm people are posted and upvoted way too often on this sub. There should be a voting system to make posts go away like on the r/dankmemes subreddit.
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u/apropo Apr 01 '23
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u/Ezziboo 🤘PublicFreakout Legend Apr 01 '23
The exclamation point just feels like an attack, man. 💔
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u/apropo Apr 01 '23
Serenity now?
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u/Ezziboo 🤘PublicFreakout Legend Apr 01 '23
Serenity if it’s not too much to ask at this moment in time
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u/5050Clown Apr 01 '23
This is not the sub that I joined and make absolutely no contribution to. I demand to speak to the manager of PublicFreakouts.
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u/CaptainWolfgang Apr 01 '23
I FOR ONE AM VERY HAPPY TO SEE THIS CHANGE. MY STRESS LEVELS SKYROCKET MORE AND MORE EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW POST HERE. THIS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PROVE TO BE THE BEST DECISION FOR EVERYONES SANITY AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ON AN UNRELATED NOTE MY CAPS KEY HAS BROKEN
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
I thought you were not remaining calm for a moment. I will overlook your all caps transgression for the next week or so but please do get it fixed because we don't want all this yelling.
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u/GolerFamilyTree Apr 01 '23
Those are calm caps. I find it more relaxing to read capital letters as they are easier to distinguish and they make me feel great.
Good conversation though, I like you both and I feel great. I'm going to go stare at some trees and smile.
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u/NoHandBananaNo Apr 01 '23
In the spirit of chill I will translate their comment for you:
😇I for one 🕺 am very happy😅 to see🐬🐟 this change. My stress levels⚔ skyrocket📈 more and more every time⏰ I see👀🔭 a new post here. This will 👏undoubtedly👏 prove🧚♂️🧚♀️ to be the best🥇 decision 💝for everyones sanity 🧠and blood pressure. 🧘♂️🌈
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u/spicypepper82588 Apr 01 '23
I'm freaking out internally right now and am sharing it here with you the public
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u/enriquedelcastillo Apr 01 '23
No thank you. The purpose of this sub is to help me lose all faith in humanity. Calmness just gets in the way.
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u/Feeling-Inside5147 Apr 01 '23
Wow, this sub went full woke. Unsubscribing.
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure 😤
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u/Unfair_Ad_6617 Apr 01 '23
Lol there's public freakout videos exactly that being posted here often.
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
Yes, we are turning a new leaf, however
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u/Unfair_Ad_6617 Apr 01 '23
Instead of people getting tased in the airport, happy family airport reunions only!
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
You've got it, pal!
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u/GotMeSomeInternet Apr 01 '23
What if the person is being tased at an airport, BUT manages to stay calm, cool, collected, relaxed ? Will that video be allowed? I mean the getting tased part hurt and all, but all I did was just stand up straight, then fall motionless to the ground...The police were very quiet and gentle too.
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
I mean yeah if someone is able to just straight face a tazing that would totally fit. Everyone else needs to be calm too, I'm talkin dead in the eyes security/police not yelling or anything. I believe with all my heart this has happened before, please find the video and post it.
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u/GotMeSomeInternet Apr 01 '23
Nice! I was tased right in the eyeballs, didn't even shed a tear, and one of the arresting officers was a mute so I think I'm good!!
Posting the video now...
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u/Ezziboo 🤘PublicFreakout Legend Apr 01 '23
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u/spoopseason Apr 01 '23
Our team is just tired of seeing people freaking out every day.
"Wait hold on, this whole operation was your idea!"
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u/RandomGirl42 Apr 01 '23
Would it still be okay to post cat videos showing the feline calmly take a nap, then massacre who-/whatever disturbed them, just to remind potential troublemakers actions do have consequences?
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u/WhosWhosWho Apr 01 '23
I stubbed my toe this morning and found inner peace, so I'm prepared for this change. Namaste.
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u/BurstEDO Apr 01 '23
Om.....Om.....Om....
Cherish the serenity of a warm summer day with 0 Humidity and a gentle breeze moving past.
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u/CallMeParagon Apr 01 '23
Let’s rename it publicchillout and the mascot will be that longboard-riding, juice-drinking dude with the head tattoo
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u/FiniteFun Apr 01 '23
whatever, sure, cool
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
This is an acceptably cool comment, we will allow it.
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u/hurrdurrmeh Apr 01 '23
about time. i was freaking out every time i visited this sub, which is all about people freaking out. I mean. How. DARE. You. Do that to me. What GIVES you. The Ryt.
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u/Snoo42225 Apr 01 '23
I'm completely flabbergasted to hear about this change. I for one am trying to remain calm but it's truly agonizing to be denied such entertainment.
(Too corporate?)
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u/z0uk321 Apr 01 '23
I accept for value in return for value.. this post
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
Are you trying to sell me drugs? I'm straight edge, never heard of them.
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u/houjichacha Apr 01 '23
I wish I had a chill video to post but all I have to say is I appreciate the vibes
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u/MrMcpizzza Apr 01 '23
Ah shucks I’m cornfused on this one...
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
It’s just stressful watching people argue constantly over videos about people losing their calm in public. So that’s it us mods are putting our collective foot down. No more!
This is a mandatory fun subreddit now
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u/MrMcpizzza Apr 01 '23
Meh
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u/Ezziboo 🤘PublicFreakout Legend Apr 01 '23
Well, that sort of violent criticism is just uncalled for, u/MrMcpizza. Take a 5 minute break. 🦋
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u/CosmosAviaTory Apr 01 '23
This may be the greatest and the best decision ever made by humanity right after Hitler's decision to backstab Soviet Union!
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Apr 01 '23
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
Yes we are. Don’t ever suggest otherwise. (Speaking from personal exp)
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Apr 01 '23
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u/ohhyouknow 👑 Publicfreakout Princess 👑 Apr 01 '23
It has been changed, unfortunately we cannot change our url
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Apr 01 '23
I didn't see this til after I blocked all these annoying ass accounts that were posting calm shit 😅
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u/secretmutilator Apr 01 '23
It’s March 32nd