r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin • Apr 01 '23
Woman calmly eats a pizza box. Certified Chill ❄️
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u/THLH Apr 01 '23
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u/AddisonH Apr 01 '23
Pizza just sucks that much outside of NYC that she can’t even tell…
(and Chicago and Detroit and some other rare exceptions)
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u/mh985 Apr 02 '23
Chicago doesn't count. That's a casserole.
Detroit's good. New Haven, CT is good too.
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u/OhhhLawdy Apr 01 '23
Thanks for including Detroit! I live in Texas now and it's not nearly as good as Michigan
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u/canada1913 Apr 01 '23
Come to Windsor Ontario, we have world class pizza.
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u/Nodiggity1213 Apr 01 '23
Hedgies 6pack and a pound frozen pizza. A pound of meat with 6 different types of meat.
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u/doneaux Apr 01 '23
Hahah yeah man New York Pizza, home of the Pizza!!! America - Pizza origins
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u/AddisonH Apr 01 '23
Well I haven’t seen many pizza places outside America with a drunk girl eating the cardboard box and people speaking English
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u/MutantCreature Apr 01 '23
Getting offended by NY being the pizza capital of the world is a losing battle my dude, take a lesson from the girl in this video and just appreciate the slice you have because even the worst pizza in the world is still pizza.
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u/OnAniara Apr 01 '23
it’s the place where shitty nyc style pizza was invented, show some respect
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u/Alexis2256 Apr 01 '23
So is pizza from NYC just better overall? Cause I watch two streamers who have eaten pizza from NYC and one’s opinion is that it doesn’t taste any different from pizza he’s had in Florida (he doesn’t care for pizza that much to begin with so that tells you everything) the other one loves the pizza in NYC (he grew up there so even more biased), i kinda want to go to NYC just to see if the pizza really is that good.
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u/aliforer Apr 01 '23
Just like cheesesteaks are better in Philly
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u/Alexis2256 Apr 01 '23
I don’t know how that’s possible but I’ll take your word for it, same with the pizza thing.
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u/OnAniara Apr 03 '23
i was being mostly ironic - i have yet to be impressed by NYC pizza, even while in NYC. it’s always just ok.
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u/Yukikokin_chan Apr 01 '23
More like drank too much. Maybe that fiber will sober her up a bit. Just a bit, though
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u/mlodge87 Apr 01 '23
If that pizza company doesn’t take that and make an ad out of it with the tagline ‘our pizza is so good, you’ll want to eat the box’, they are wasting a golden opportunity.
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u/Jack-Cremation Apr 01 '23
I’m an alcoholic who is old and in my youth did a good amount of drugs. I can still say I’ve never eaten a pizza box.
Funny story though. In the 80’s my Dad made some pancakes for me and my cousins. Something was off with them and my cousin said “these pancakes taste like the box”.
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u/ohYourThatPenguin Apr 02 '23
I’ve done my fair share of drugs as well never once thought to eat a pizza box or anything strange in that matter. What drug do you think would make someone do this???
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u/Dajearian Apr 01 '23
The main question: Pizza inside or not?
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u/RyantheRaindrop Apr 01 '23
I just want to know if that is hers or a random pizza box she picked up as soon as she walked in? Does she finish strong and down the random drink nearby and crush it on her forehead?
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u/Squididlio Apr 01 '23
He never pans down to the rest of her legs, so I’m going to assume she is half goat and we just can’t tell.
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u/HotCoffeeHere Apr 01 '23
I eat paper all the time! What I don’t like to make a habit of is eating mudpie!
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u/GivesPlatinum Apr 01 '23
Still better than Dominoes
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u/Drak_is_Right Apr 01 '23
they are the best of the cheap big chains...papa johns, pizza hut, etc...
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u/BMonad Apr 01 '23
Yeah I was going to say this. It’s decent for a chain after their “recipe change” 5-10 years ago. At least much better than those ones.
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u/Chonecom Apr 01 '23
I've been to a domino's only one time in my life, and I'll never go back. I ordered a Buffalo chicken pizza, and I got a pizza with so much sauce, it was sloshing off the dough and filled up almost a quarter of the box. The pizza almost fell out the bottom before I made it to my car because it was so saturated. There was absolutely no chicken on it whatsoever, and maybe a third total had cheese on it. To top it off, it was covered in onions. So many onions, there was more onions than dough. It was just a massive pile of onions. I brought it back it, placed it on the counter, and walked out. I don't understand how you can fuck up a pizza so bad
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u/merryman1 Apr 01 '23
Got a letter through the door with their new discounted prices. Few nights later thought you know what I'm hungry why the fuck not. The pizza was like 5/10 range, not great but not bad either. Buy holy fuck like an hour later I was starting to get almost like a hangover? Apparently its not uncommon, there is so much salt in the dough and sugar in the sauce it fucks your body up as good as chugging a couple of pints.
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u/ledzeppelinlover Apr 02 '23
I feel this way whenever I tried dominos too! And I recently had a little Caesar’s for pie day bc they had a discount. My body can handle lots of things and I’m pretty fine after- hot sauce, gyros, fried chicken, drugs, alcohol- but the pizza from both those places made me feel like absolute crap not an hour after eating that
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u/Tinkerballsack Apr 01 '23
My youngest kid loves Domino's and I'm 100% certain that it's because like 20% of the total weight of the pizza is sugar. I submit that a Domino's Meat Lovers pizza is a fucking dessert.
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u/Drak_is_Right Apr 01 '23
Probably 0.25+ Blood alcohol content.
I did this with a frozen pizza once when intoxicated.. ate it while i waited for the oven to preheat.
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u/officerfett Apr 01 '23
She might have a condition known as pica, which is defined as a feeding or eating disorder that involves eating non-nutritive, non-food substances. These items can include, but are not limited to:
• Paper
* Chalk
• Glass
• Hair
• Paint
* Soap
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u/Drugsarefordrugs Apr 01 '23
She might, but she doesn’t in this case. In this case, she’s just fucked up.
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u/PsychologicalSoil198 Apr 01 '23
This psychic baba knows all that has or has not happened while anyone in the world has been blacked out
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u/thepournesupremecy Apr 01 '23
Everyone's saying this woman's high or drunk out of her mind but I'd like to point out that she shows clear comprehension that she's eating a pizza box and confirms that she does, in fact, want to do it.
This is a woman whose ego and id are aligned. She's thriving. Maybe you all could learn something.
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u/Suspicious-Side6407 Apr 01 '23
I think it’s a mix of intoxication and liking certain textures…. I had a problem such as this with my own personal hair on my head. Not good to eat cardboard though even if it smells good… but you don’t know when your intoxicated lmao kudos for her trying to get to the pizza though🤣
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u/zocjoc Apr 01 '23
That girl is insane. Eating the pizza box? Lol. She is not aware that it is bad to eat it because it cannot be digested immediately.
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u/ugly_pizza1 Apr 01 '23
Why do we glorify alcohol? Just why? Car accidents, poor decisions, embarrassing yourself in public, urinating/vomiting on yourself, etc. I don't get why it's the norm.
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u/ShaolinWino Apr 01 '23
Believe it or not 99 percent of people don’t shit themselves and eat pizza boxes after they drink. They just go home and pass the fuck out and wake up slightly hungover.
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u/therapist122 Apr 01 '23
Honestly the car thing is the worst but I could ask the same thing about cars. Why do we have to drive everywhere, it wasn't always that way. Drunks cause the most damage when they drive. Get rid of cars and we'd have less car accidents. Number one killer of kids too. People are gonna drink. They don't have to drive
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u/wicodly Apr 01 '23
It’s probably not the most dangerous thing but I would still try and take the box from her. That’s just not funny
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u/dba1990 Apr 01 '23
”Fuck the thousand-year biodegradable wait time; imma decompose this human byproduct and recycle myself, God-damnit!”
-what this woman is thinking in her head
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u/4evrNevr Apr 01 '23
She has pica…a know medical condition where you eat objects that have no nutritional value (clay, dirt, paper).
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u/BasedZetsu Apr 01 '23
No one’s can be that stupid & drunk/high not to notice they’re eating a box.
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u/Chemical_Coyote_4077 Apr 01 '23
These things should come with warning ⚠️ labels they put heat warning but not dont eat the box its a disgrace
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u/iwannatakehisfaceoff Apr 01 '23
When I was 18 we had a huge party at the house me and my friends moved into. Late in the morning hours we found a pizza on the counter so we cut it up and started eating it. Bit chewy, but whatever. It took us until 80% of the pizza was eaten to realize it WAS NOT COOKED! But at least we didn't eat the box
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u/Hugo_El_Humano Apr 01 '23
anyone know if this is Berkeley? Is that the Asian food court across the street?
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u/notjustanotherbot Apr 01 '23
When your doctor said to eat more fiber, this is not what he had in mind.
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u/ToxyFlog Apr 01 '23
Haha, yeah, we're fuckin weird. Thankfully I've never been THIS fucked up. Honestly, how do you not just pass tf out?
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u/comochingas69 Apr 03 '23
She’s got some amazing fucking teeth. One bite with mine and that’s it, baby Gerber.
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u/Seite88 Apr 04 '23
Less carbs, less fat, but still smells and tastes like pizza... Looks like a new trend to me.
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u/cidiusgix Apr 04 '23
Jokes on everyone, it’s an edible box and that’s the gimmick that pizza stand has.
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u/AlarmDozer Apr 04 '23
When your drunk as fuck and the pizza box is a facsimile of a slice. Smh She probably 🤮 afterwards
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u/totallynotstefan Apr 01 '23
Zero fucks. No mortgage. Politics are an illusion. I should be studying for a final but I’ll figure it out.
Let’s just get faded and make sure to get home, whatever happens in between is whatever. Maybe I’ll eat packaging maybe I won’t.
A part of me misses these days but I’m so glad camera phones were a rarity back then. Having your most shithoused moments documented in perpetuity seems terrible lol.