r/PublicFreakout Apr 01 '23

Woman calmly eats a pizza box. Certified Chill ❄️

1.4k Upvotes

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u/totallynotstefan Apr 01 '23

Zero fucks. No mortgage. Politics are an illusion. I should be studying for a final but I’ll figure it out.

Let’s just get faded and make sure to get home, whatever happens in between is whatever. Maybe I’ll eat packaging maybe I won’t.

A part of me misses these days but I’m so glad camera phones were a rarity back then. Having your most shithoused moments documented in perpetuity seems terrible lol.

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u/damn_fine_custard Apr 01 '23

Mine were all on actual film because I lived in a building with drunken photo-journalists.

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u/69aja Apr 01 '23

Good friends don't film that stuff. I never record my friends when they're fucked up.

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u/ItzJustLuxio Apr 01 '23

Nah, good friends record that stuff to show to you when your sober and to have a good laugh. Bad friends record it and post it online for everyone else to see

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u/CoolmanExpress Apr 02 '23

Facts. I have a video of my friend from a time we both went bartard mode he’s tryna light a bowl but he’s holding the lighter like 5 inches away from it and taking a huge inhale of an unlit bowl, but this happened like 4-5 times and I ask him “you having a little trouble buddy?” He goes “….yeah….” All dejectedly. I’d never post it online. It would honestly be great for this sub

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u/50SPFGANG Apr 02 '23

Unless the friend is cool with it being uploaded. Everyone automatically assumes no one wants their video posted on the Internet about their drunk/high moment by their friends. I bet I'm many cases they tell them to upload it

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u/Dapper_Scallion_2923 Apr 01 '23

That’s not his friend. Do you call your friend mame lol

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u/IncognitoSoup Apr 02 '23

Never in my life have I seen somebody spell ma'am as mame...

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u/FloridamanHooning Apr 03 '23

I 100% thought maybe it was a dutch word or something... No way they mean ma'am

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u/adeptusminor Apr 01 '23

I have an auntie I call Mame.

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u/ChriskiV Apr 01 '23

You guys are trying to say "ma'am" right?

1

u/jfdlaks Apr 02 '23

It’s a mame you dip

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u/ChriskiV Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Nope "ma'am" a colloquialism for "Madam"

Just cut out the "d", that's all it is.

I suppose Mame, could be a shortened version of Madame but usually a Madame runs a whore house, we've already shortened that to "dame" as well. Ma'am, is a bit more respectful.

Language gets messy like that when you derive all your words from other languages and then apply shorthand. French in this case.

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u/tdfan Apr 02 '23

BS those are awesome moments to record and look back on years later imo. And if the friend is cool with it even posting it online is fine lol

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u/MonsieurGump Apr 01 '23

If camera phones were a thing when I was between the ages of 15 and 30 I’d be unemployed.

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u/Loisel06 Apr 01 '23

In a group of 4 we have multiple photo albums full of those moments. It’s so funny to look at it and remember those times. But you need good friends for that. No one ever send anything around. That would be really fucked up

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u/OnesPerspective Apr 01 '23

You summed up that brief mindset so well

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u/10000Didgeridoos Apr 01 '23

Yep. Don't miss classes and homework but I do miss the live in the moment all the time with all your friends part often.

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u/NeverNude-Ned Apr 01 '23

I've been blacked out more often than I care to admit, but I've never eaten a cardboard box. What level is this?

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u/treletraj Apr 01 '23

That you know of…

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u/THLH Apr 01 '23

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u/AddisonH Apr 01 '23

Pizza just sucks that much outside of NYC that she can’t even tell…

(and Chicago and Detroit and some other rare exceptions)

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u/mh985 Apr 02 '23

Chicago doesn't count. That's a casserole.

Detroit's good. New Haven, CT is good too.

2

u/OhhhLawdy Apr 01 '23

Thanks for including Detroit! I live in Texas now and it's not nearly as good as Michigan

2

u/ShinigamiGamingInc Apr 01 '23

Nothing go's over Italien pizza

1

u/canada1913 Apr 01 '23

Come to Windsor Ontario, we have world class pizza.

0

u/Nodiggity1213 Apr 01 '23

Hedgies 6pack and a pound frozen pizza. A pound of meat with 6 different types of meat.

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u/doneaux Apr 01 '23

Hahah yeah man New York Pizza, home of the Pizza!!! America - Pizza origins

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u/AddisonH Apr 01 '23

Well I haven’t seen many pizza places outside America with a drunk girl eating the cardboard box and people speaking English

2

u/MutantCreature Apr 01 '23

Getting offended by NY being the pizza capital of the world is a losing battle my dude, take a lesson from the girl in this video and just appreciate the slice you have because even the worst pizza in the world is still pizza.

1

u/OnAniara Apr 01 '23

it’s the place where shitty nyc style pizza was invented, show some respect

1

u/Alexis2256 Apr 01 '23

So is pizza from NYC just better overall? Cause I watch two streamers who have eaten pizza from NYC and one’s opinion is that it doesn’t taste any different from pizza he’s had in Florida (he doesn’t care for pizza that much to begin with so that tells you everything) the other one loves the pizza in NYC (he grew up there so even more biased), i kinda want to go to NYC just to see if the pizza really is that good.

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u/aliforer Apr 01 '23

Just like cheesesteaks are better in Philly

1

u/Alexis2256 Apr 01 '23

I don’t know how that’s possible but I’ll take your word for it, same with the pizza thing.

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u/OnAniara Apr 03 '23

i was being mostly ironic - i have yet to be impressed by NYC pizza, even while in NYC. it’s always just ok.

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u/gahidus Apr 04 '23

Got to respect Detroit Pizza!

1

u/Yukikokin_chan Apr 01 '23

More like drank too much. Maybe that fiber will sober her up a bit. Just a bit, though

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u/mlodge87 Apr 01 '23

If that pizza company doesn’t take that and make an ad out of it with the tagline ‘our pizza is so good, you’ll want to eat the box’, they are wasting a golden opportunity.

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u/zyyntin Apr 01 '23

Or the pizza is so bad that box tastes better.

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u/Maleficent_Ad1972 Apr 01 '23

So, Little Caesar’s?

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u/Jack-Cremation Apr 01 '23

I’m an alcoholic who is old and in my youth did a good amount of drugs. I can still say I’ve never eaten a pizza box.

Funny story though. In the 80’s my Dad made some pancakes for me and my cousins. Something was off with them and my cousin said “these pancakes taste like the box”.

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u/ohYourThatPenguin Apr 02 '23

I’ve done my fair share of drugs as well never once thought to eat a pizza box or anything strange in that matter. What drug do you think would make someone do this???

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u/Dajearian Apr 01 '23

The main question: Pizza inside or not?

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u/RyantheRaindrop Apr 01 '23

I just want to know if that is hers or a random pizza box she picked up as soon as she walked in? Does she finish strong and down the random drink nearby and crush it on her forehead?

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u/Rooster_Kogburne Apr 01 '23

Thats one way to get more fiber in your diet.

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u/paps2977 Apr 03 '23

The constipation she will get tho.

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u/Squididlio Apr 01 '23

He never pans down to the rest of her legs, so I’m going to assume she is half goat and we just can’t tell.

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u/HotCoffeeHere Apr 01 '23

I eat paper all the time! What I don’t like to make a habit of is eating mudpie!

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u/Tommy_C Apr 02 '23

Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.

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u/thumbmyjimping Apr 01 '23

"This cardboard tastes like Pizza!"

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u/GivesPlatinum Apr 01 '23

Still better than Dominoes

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u/Drak_is_Right Apr 01 '23

they are the best of the cheap big chains...papa johns, pizza hut, etc...

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u/BMonad Apr 01 '23

Yeah I was going to say this. It’s decent for a chain after their “recipe change” 5-10 years ago. At least much better than those ones.

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u/gahidus Apr 04 '23

Little Caesars is quite good nowadays

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u/Chonecom Apr 01 '23

I've been to a domino's only one time in my life, and I'll never go back. I ordered a Buffalo chicken pizza, and I got a pizza with so much sauce, it was sloshing off the dough and filled up almost a quarter of the box. The pizza almost fell out the bottom before I made it to my car because it was so saturated. There was absolutely no chicken on it whatsoever, and maybe a third total had cheese on it. To top it off, it was covered in onions. So many onions, there was more onions than dough. It was just a massive pile of onions. I brought it back it, placed it on the counter, and walked out. I don't understand how you can fuck up a pizza so bad

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u/merryman1 Apr 01 '23

Got a letter through the door with their new discounted prices. Few nights later thought you know what I'm hungry why the fuck not. The pizza was like 5/10 range, not great but not bad either. Buy holy fuck like an hour later I was starting to get almost like a hangover? Apparently its not uncommon, there is so much salt in the dough and sugar in the sauce it fucks your body up as good as chugging a couple of pints.

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u/ledzeppelinlover Apr 02 '23

I feel this way whenever I tried dominos too! And I recently had a little Caesar’s for pie day bc they had a discount. My body can handle lots of things and I’m pretty fine after- hot sauce, gyros, fried chicken, drugs, alcohol- but the pizza from both those places made me feel like absolute crap not an hour after eating that

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u/Tinkerballsack Apr 01 '23

My youngest kid loves Domino's and I'm 100% certain that it's because like 20% of the total weight of the pizza is sugar. I submit that a Domino's Meat Lovers pizza is a fucking dessert.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

These fad diets are out of control.

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u/G20fortified Apr 01 '23

Alcohol. The safe & legal drug.

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u/Drak_is_Right Apr 01 '23

Probably 0.25+ Blood alcohol content.

I did this with a frozen pizza once when intoxicated.. ate it while i waited for the oven to preheat.

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u/BlooNorth Apr 01 '23

I do that without the excuse of being drunk! Lol

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u/officerfett Apr 01 '23

She might have a condition known as pica, which is defined as a feeding or eating disorder that involves eating non-nutritive, non-food substances. These items can include, but are not limited to:

• Paper
* Chalk • Glass

• Hair • Paint
* Soap

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u/PornStarJesus Apr 01 '23

She has a condition known as Whiteclaw.

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u/Drugsarefordrugs Apr 01 '23

She might, but she doesn’t in this case. In this case, she’s just fucked up.

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u/FrankPoole3001 Apr 01 '23

It could be both.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

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u/PsychologicalSoil198 Apr 01 '23

This psychic baba knows all that has or has not happened while anyone in the world has been blacked out

3

u/BaconSoldier88 Apr 01 '23

In my language 'pica' literally translates to 'pizza'.. Pretty ironic

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u/VegetableCommand9427 Apr 02 '23

I thought pica too

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u/ZaphodGreedalox Apr 02 '23

Maybe she is about to find out she's pregnant

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u/bwok-bwok Apr 01 '23

Not really a freakout per se... More like r/tooktoomuch

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u/thepournesupremecy Apr 01 '23

Everyone's saying this woman's high or drunk out of her mind but I'd like to point out that she shows clear comprehension that she's eating a pizza box and confirms that she does, in fact, want to do it.

This is a woman whose ego and id are aligned. She's thriving. Maybe you all could learn something.

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u/StandardNem Apr 01 '23

holy gigastacy

3

u/FerociousFPS Apr 01 '23

So used to eating boxes it just comes natural to her I guess

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u/CortezDeLaNoche Apr 01 '23

My god...she's magnificent.

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u/Suspicious-Side6407 Apr 01 '23

I think it’s a mix of intoxication and liking certain textures…. I had a problem such as this with my own personal hair on my head. Not good to eat cardboard though even if it smells good… but you don’t know when your intoxicated lmao kudos for her trying to get to the pizza though🤣

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u/auggs Apr 01 '23

😲 She’s perfect…

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u/zocjoc Apr 01 '23

That girl is insane. Eating the pizza box? Lol. She is not aware that it is bad to eat it because it cannot be digested immediately.

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u/JollyGoodUser Apr 01 '23

High as Fuck !!! 😳😳😳

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u/rockinvet02 Apr 01 '23

Must be Domino's Pizza. The box actually tastes better.

2

u/1rstbatman Apr 01 '23

Some times the body just craves a particular thing..

2

u/choglin Apr 01 '23

People of Reddit: is she single and does anyone have her number/IG?💕

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u/jawnnyboy Apr 01 '23

Extra fiber

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u/woodbutcher420 Apr 01 '23

Better for you then the pizza

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u/Icy-Watercress6694 Apr 01 '23

She thinks she's funny.

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u/Ev_anaga Apr 01 '23

Looks like "hee hee im so random" syndrome

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Apr 01 '23

Shut up, dude. She knows what she ordered. 😒

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

PICA?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 03 '23

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u/ugly_pizza1 Apr 01 '23

Why do we glorify alcohol? Just why? Car accidents, poor decisions, embarrassing yourself in public, urinating/vomiting on yourself, etc. I don't get why it's the norm.

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u/ShaolinWino Apr 01 '23

Believe it or not 99 percent of people don’t shit themselves and eat pizza boxes after they drink. They just go home and pass the fuck out and wake up slightly hungover.

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u/therapist122 Apr 01 '23

Honestly the car thing is the worst but I could ask the same thing about cars. Why do we have to drive everywhere, it wasn't always that way. Drunks cause the most damage when they drive. Get rid of cars and we'd have less car accidents. Number one killer of kids too. People are gonna drink. They don't have to drive

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u/Krisay Apr 01 '23

Exactly

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u/hoss6427 Apr 01 '23

I’d eat her box…

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u/xXbigdaddy5Xx Apr 01 '23

No you won't reddit weirdo

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u/wicodly Apr 01 '23

It’s probably not the most dangerous thing but I would still try and take the box from her. That’s just not funny

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u/Impressive_Lion805 Apr 01 '23

Weed is too strong these days

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Attention seeking.

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u/dba1990 Apr 01 '23

”Fuck the thousand-year biodegradable wait time; imma decompose this human byproduct and recycle myself, God-damnit!”

-what this woman is thinking in her head

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u/pegamenis69 Apr 01 '23

I'd want to eat her box

Giggity

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u/4evrNevr Apr 01 '23

She has pica…a know medical condition where you eat objects that have no nutritional value (clay, dirt, paper).

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u/inurwindo Apr 02 '23

Or hear me out…she’s as high as a starship

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u/SuproValco Apr 01 '23

Some girls enjoy munching on box

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u/art-man_2018 Apr 01 '23

"Yeah, but does she swallow?"

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u/justleaveitalone2222 Apr 01 '23

Just to get some attention. Pathetic.

0

u/Substantial_Bird_868 Apr 01 '23

Women have been eating boxes for years.

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u/Version_Two Apr 01 '23

Hmm. Yes. Is food for humons?

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u/BasedZetsu Apr 01 '23

No one’s can be that stupid & drunk/high not to notice they’re eating a box.

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u/DJheddo Apr 01 '23

We stop calling videos fake?

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u/Chemical_Coyote_4077 Apr 01 '23

These things should come with warning ⚠️ labels they put heat warning but not dont eat the box its a disgrace

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u/Mythiic719 Apr 01 '23

Probably New Orleans

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u/MeTejaHu Apr 01 '23

Tasted better than Domino's

1

u/ThatDebianLady Apr 01 '23

Damn them edibles are strong

1

u/iwannatakehisfaceoff Apr 01 '23

When I was 18 we had a huge party at the house me and my friends moved into. Late in the morning hours we found a pizza on the counter so we cut it up and started eating it. Bit chewy, but whatever. It took us until 80% of the pizza was eaten to realize it WAS NOT COOKED! But at least we didn't eat the box

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u/_GrandPubah Apr 01 '23

I haven’t been that drunk in a while

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u/selfawarefeline Apr 01 '23

my fillings hurt

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u/PhilosopherMore7345 Apr 01 '23

Give me the drugs she is on

1

u/quirkycurlygirly Apr 01 '23

Chemical softeners are used to make cardboard.

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u/Thecage88 Apr 01 '23

mmm. taste like little ceasers

1

u/Yin-yoshi Apr 01 '23

So...no one was gonna stop her?

1

u/JaiJawanJaiKisaan Apr 01 '23

That is where all the awesome garlic juice is..

1

u/skeletonchaser2020 Apr 01 '23

Pica or drunkenness? The world may never know

1

u/LittleDoggieDudeman Apr 01 '23

Alcohol- the most terrible drug

1

u/Hugo_El_Humano Apr 01 '23

anyone know if this is Berkeley? Is that the Asian food court across the street?

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u/whataboutnaomi Apr 01 '23

Maybe she lacks fiber in her diet and just has a craving for cardboard.

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u/SuperAwesome13 Apr 01 '23

do y’all eat your pizza with or without the shell?

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u/notjustanotherbot Apr 01 '23

When your doctor said to eat more fiber, this is not what he had in mind.

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u/emziestone Apr 01 '23

0 calories!!

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u/ToxyFlog Apr 01 '23

Haha, yeah, we're fuckin weird. Thankfully I've never been THIS fucked up. Honestly, how do you not just pass tf out?

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u/Zerel510 Apr 01 '23

I wouldn't classify that as calm. Hungry sure, tired, distracted, impatient?

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u/BlindJustice784 Apr 01 '23

That’s not a box, just little ceasars

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u/ShinigamiGamingInc Apr 01 '23

I mean she knows what she is eating, so enjoy your meal.

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u/Ill-System-6500 Apr 01 '23

Fuckin redditors, its the best part!

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u/the-real-col-klink Apr 01 '23

High in fiber though

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u/imurderedleo Apr 01 '23

leave her alone bro, she knows what she's doing

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u/BigCharles123 Apr 01 '23

I like pizza with its shell on too

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u/Bacotell6969 Apr 02 '23

Gotta get your ruffage.

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u/WeylinWebber Apr 02 '23

On some level I feel her

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u/HoopaDunka Apr 02 '23

Was the pizza this good that the box it came in had to be eaten too?!?

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u/scobo505 Apr 02 '23

It’s the best part.

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u/maxdarmawan Apr 02 '23

This tastes like cardboard....

1

u/Xavierwulf777 Apr 02 '23

I doubt that’s the only box she’s eaten 🤭

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u/Th4tGuyUKn0 Apr 02 '23

The matrix is glitching real bad today.

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u/Orphan_Crippler3013 Apr 02 '23

It’s actually a cake

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u/Macd87 Apr 02 '23

Maybe she is pregnant

1

u/Crazy_Dude_117 Apr 03 '23

She’s more baked than the pizza was.

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u/comochingas69 Apr 03 '23

She’s got some amazing fucking teeth. One bite with mine and that’s it, baby Gerber.

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u/Seite88 Apr 04 '23

Less carbs, less fat, but still smells and tastes like pizza... Looks like a new trend to me.

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u/cidiusgix Apr 04 '23

Jokes on everyone, it’s an edible box and that’s the gimmick that pizza stand has.

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u/Warm2roam Apr 04 '23

Halfway thru; “can I get this to go?”

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u/AlarmDozer Apr 04 '23

When your drunk as fuck and the pizza box is a facsimile of a slice. Smh She probably 🤮 afterwards

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u/Open_Librarian_823 Apr 04 '23

Keep my pizza box outcha fokin mouth!

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u/GlockAF Apr 04 '23

Thin crust a little dry today…

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u/eiNalberth Apr 04 '23

If she bought… ¯_(ツ)_/¯