r/nba • u/lightskinbeaner [ATL] Trae Young • Apr 01 '23
[Todd] Right as the halftime buzzer sounded a Celtics fan in the lower bowl, nearish to the media seating, projectile vomited multiple times ON people and all over the seats. People were covered in his vomit. I can’t imagine. It’s so gross, I can’t even look in that direction
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u/RewardStory Supersonics Apr 01 '23
Imagine paying to get lower bowl tickets to see your favorite team play and someone projectile vomits on you during the half. Like do you stick it out for the rest of the game with vomit or do you just pack it up and go home
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u/Buds_Wiser Nuggets Apr 01 '23
I cause a scene until I get free merch to replace the puke clothes
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u/TheReferenceGuide Apr 01 '23
and then you sit on puke seats with your new clothes
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u/MrThreebound 76ers Apr 01 '23
Then cause a scene until I get free merch to replace the puke clothes
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u/Pikminious_Thrious Lakers Apr 01 '23
Infinite puke clothes glitch
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u/CardinalRoark Celtics Apr 01 '23
Incoming SpiffingBrit.
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u/farhan583 [DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Apr 01 '23
This happened to me last season. Some dude behind me projectile vomited all over me and my 5 year old son. I emailed the ticket reps and they gave me a $200 credit to the Mavs store.
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u/finglonger1077 76ers Apr 01 '23
Lol “buy more tickets, we can’t promise you won’t get puked on again, but you can get 3 hats!”
Thanks Mr. Cuban
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u/last_strip_of_bacon Mavericks Apr 01 '23
Never accept the first offer (Not gonna lie I would’ve accepted $200 Mavs bucks for the first offer)
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u/DocsHandkerchief Knicks Apr 01 '23
I’m showering in the god damn locker room and getting dressed at one of the players cubbies
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u/rainbowgeoff Bucks Apr 01 '23
"You tell Tatum I'll be done when I'm good and damn ready. I got spaghettios chunks on me."
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u/TheTrenchMonkey [MIN] Tom Gugliotta Apr 01 '23
Well now I can smell the vomit thanks to this comment.
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u/YoungNissan Heat Apr 01 '23
I coulda swore I read a story about this but with football, and apparently they have “hazard” showers at every arena for this reason lol. And they just give you merch as replacement close and an apology.
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u/sarcassity [GSW] Stephen Curry Apr 01 '23
Shower it off in the men’s trough urinal
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u/TallStephen 76ers Apr 01 '23
calm down R Kelly
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u/scrambled_cable Warriors Apr 01 '23
My mind’s tellin’ me no
But my body, my body’s tellin’ me yes
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u/anyone2020 Apr 01 '23
The Celtics have trough urinals? The Bills had these forever too, the best part was the sinks were ALSO troughs at roughly waist-level, so eventually they put up signs that said "Please do not urinate in sinks" that everyone ignored.
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u/Norgyort Celtics Apr 01 '23
No, but at one point they did have a little shelf you could put your beer above the urinal
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u/dagreenman18 [MIA] Dwyane Wade Apr 01 '23
Throw a fit until they let you shower in the players locker room. Then at least you have a great story
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u/Duckrauhl Kings Apr 01 '23
"S'cuse me ....Jaylen, can I use your soap bar when you're done with it?"
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u/RandomDeezNutz Apr 01 '23
I’ve grown up in hockey locker rooms. There isn’t anyone there fucking crazy enough to rock a bar of soap in those locker room showers. Not even goalies.
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Apr 01 '23
I was there and I can assure you anyone in firing range was long gone before he was even done puking
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u/Ramjambambam Thunder Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23
You vomit on the people in the seats in front of you, declaring dominance and in furtherance of the tradition.
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u/magiran Apr 01 '23
Puke on your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentation of their women.
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u/Cantguard-mike Bucks Apr 01 '23
Dude no way I’m watching my team play the jazz with puke all over me lmfao
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u/nomadofwaves NBA Apr 01 '23
GF and I went to our favorite ramen place last Saturday 5 mins after sitting down the server someone spilled a whole bowl of ramen on this older gentleman next to us. Dude took it like a champ, cleaned up and even waited for a new bowl of food and continued his meal with his family.
I would’ve left.
Not entirely the same thing.
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u/RandomDeezNutz Apr 01 '23
Delicious ramen… or getting puked on…. I’ll take the ramen thanks.
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u/Oh_No_Jason Suns Apr 01 '23
Not entirely the same thing.
Buddy, that’s not even in the same fucking universe as getting the ol’ Roman shower at a goddamn Celtics game.
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u/TreeTrunkGrower Apr 01 '23
I had a server spill drinks on me twice, quit, and then go the bar and start drinking. Crazy stuff.
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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23
I almost feel like you gotta just fight it out in that scenario. You leaving the game anyway at that point, especially if a Mf gonna give you some type of disease puking on you while you tryna enjoy the game🤣
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u/megaman47 Kings Apr 01 '23
Ayyyyyy now, the Celtics also have a puke fan!!! Welcome to the club, brother!!!!
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u/buhmmquita [PHI] Jrue Holiday Apr 01 '23
Is there an advanced stat for that
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u/Ogow Warriors Apr 01 '23
Last time a fan vomited a coach got fired. The prophecy has begun, who is getting fired next?
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u/GunsmokeIV Kings Apr 01 '23
Against the same opponents, the Jazz. LMAO this shit ain't a coincidence anymore.
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u/LiaM_CS Nets Apr 01 '23
The Mariners were once responsible for a triple blurp, I believe Jon Bois tracked the stat
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u/Buds_Wiser Nuggets Apr 01 '23
What, no video?
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u/Chompinburgers Apr 01 '23
The tweet is down now too. From the other commenter in here, sounds like the puke was from a disabled kid. If there is a video hope it doesn’t see the light of day
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Apr 01 '23
I’m that commenter, I should clarify he was not a kid, he was a 30ish year old man
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u/deercreekgamer4 Apr 01 '23
Did people actually get directly hit was it bad for them?
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Apr 01 '23
The people in the row in front of him were in the direct line of fire. I’m pretty sure people two rows in front of him also got hit but it was hard to tell in the confusion if they got hit or were just getting the fuck out of there.
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u/small_cat_meowmeow Bulls Apr 01 '23
I was locked in on my assumption it was a drunk guy.
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u/lunch_b0cks Apr 01 '23
It’s an easy assumption to make. I mean even I saw a guy with puke all over himself at the last basketball game i went to. He was kicked out before the game started because he was that drunk.
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u/akron28 Suns Apr 01 '23
I need video. And I need Jomboy to break down said video.
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u/Mike81890 76ers Apr 01 '23
"and he's out there sayin like oh no it's everywhere it's in my nose and this other guy is about to throw up, himself, here you can see... Yep, Almost, almost."
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u/mankls3 Knicks Apr 01 '23
I pride myself and think of myself as, a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep Lower Bowl by sick guy and that'll be a projectile vomit. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again. Whether that be for the Reds or my bosses at FOX
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u/Thatguyyoupassby Celtics Apr 01 '23
Damn - mods please delete this or translate to a foreign language that I cannot read, at least.
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u/Guwop25 Mavericks Bandwagon Apr 01 '23
Is so descriptive for no reason lmaooo
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u/Thatguyyoupassby Celtics Apr 01 '23
Really could have done without “People were covered in his vomit.”
Wish I could have stopped reading at the prior sentence, and lived in a world of blissful ignorance where I pictured a little splatter getting on someone’s shoe.
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u/Electrical-Maybe-375 Apr 01 '23
Man it’s so interesting how different people’s tolerances can be for this sort of talk. I’m literally slurping down chicken flavored ramen unfazed by this tweet. I do work at a job that requires cleaning up the occasional “spill”, but plenty of my coworkers and managers can’t handle this level of description either.
Idk I just think it’s interesting
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u/Foofyman Apr 01 '23
Honestly, just reading the title made me sick to my stomach. Makes me wanna just puke all over some sports fans.
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u/Rahnamatta Heat Apr 01 '23
[Todd] Justito cuando la chicharra sonó, un fanático de los Celtics que estaba en las primeras filas, cerca de donde está la prensa, lanzó toda la cena SOBRE la gente y desparramó la pizza con gaseosa por todos los asientos. La gente estaba bañada en vómito como cuando le tirás salsa a los fideos con tuco. No lo puedo imaginar (¿Cómo que no lo puede imaginar si lo está describiendo?). Es tan asqueroso que no puedo mirar hacia esa dirección, sólo me concentro en las porristas que están más fuertes que televisión de geriátrico.
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u/Rahnamatta Heat Apr 01 '23
Soda here is water with gas or carbonated water. But if you say "Give me a lemon soda" people will think "oh, a gaseosa".
Almost everybody knows that SODA means GASEOSA because of the movies (the LATAM movie dubbing in Spanish)... And, ofc, EL CHAVO DEL OCHO
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u/MarcusSmartDPOY [BOS] Bill Russell Apr 01 '23
¡¿POR QUÉ?!
Ahora lo tuve que leer en dos idiomas.
Eso sí, como siempre la versión al español quedó mucho más graciosa.
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Apr 01 '23
I’ve mentioned this elsewhere in the thread. But this man was severely disabled, and as far as I could tell not drinking. I was six rows behind him and watched the entire thing transpire. I also took a lap in the third quarter because the smell was overpowering.
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u/NorvalMarley Magic Apr 01 '23
That’s not a disability that’s just the Boston accent
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u/DayMan-Ahah-ah Celtics Apr 01 '23
this changes how i feel, it’s fun to make fun of a drunken out of his mind adult losing his shit but i’d be willing to assume it was out of the guys control, you feel for all those people below him tho
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u/boombotser [DET] Allen iverson Apr 01 '23
I’m willing to bet he knew he was about to puke and figured fuck it
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u/paddiction [SAS] Tim Duncan Apr 01 '23
Kings fans puke on the floor. Celtics fans puke on other people. Championship mentality
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Apr 01 '23
Copied from another reply I wrote in this thread: I was at the game six rows behind this event. The man in question was about 30ish, and had some kind of developmental disability.
He was there with someone who I assume was his dad. This guy was so loud I kid you not I could tell you he had a child like high pitch voice from six rows back in the middle of an nba game. I mean I could make out what he was saying clear as day. At the end of the half he starts just spewing vomit like he was a disney world fountain. You know how when a person vomits you try and keep in one spot? This man was like a sprinkler trying to cover as much surface area as possible. It went on for so long. I did not know a human being was capable of producing this much vomit before. Even after it was done projecting it just flowed out of his mouth like Willy wonkas chocolate river. The man he was with was so mortified that I could just see him laying in bed ten years from now recalling this moment. He ended up taking him out of the section when he was done vomiting (long long after anyone nearby had run) and that was the last I saw of them. The smell was overpowering until about halfway through the third. I know it sounds like I’m being dramatic, but it honestly felt like a cheap bit from an Adam Sandler movie because it was that dramatic
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Apr 01 '23
I don't know why but the fact that it was some disabled guy makes all the comments about shitfaced Celtics fans so much funnier.
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Apr 01 '23
He was wearing a Delonte West jersey on so the confusion is understandable
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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers Apr 01 '23
Damn so the people that got puked on just getting fucked out their expensive ass seats?! You’d hope there would be some type of refund or something for if you get puked on by a fan? Imagine being a kid seeing his first Celtics game and that happens to you? Yikes
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u/Wafflelisk Raptors Apr 01 '23
Just by the way you write, you are automatically one of our most important humans
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u/antoninscalia420 [SAC] Louis King Apr 01 '23
If this is anything like last time Joe Mazzulla is in the hot seat
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u/Professor_Finn 76ers Apr 01 '23
Most put-together Celtics fan
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u/wtb2612 [BOS] Mark Blount Apr 01 '23
Okay, fair. But in fairness, nobody would've been surprised if this happened with a Philly fan either.
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u/mikebrownhurtsme Raptors Apr 01 '23
It has, a Phillies fan once made himself throw up onto a cop's daughter when being escorted out the stadium
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u/RajasConCrema Lakers Apr 01 '23
A big WTF all around, but that mugshot is the icing on the vomit cake.
That mugshot is this sub IRL lol
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u/8i66ie5ma115 Spurs Apr 01 '23
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u/tunamelts2 New Jersey Nets Apr 01 '23
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u/PSUDolphins 76ers Apr 01 '23
So what do we think he was drinking?
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He was severely disabled, I don’t think he was drunk. I was six rows behind the guy and before this happened he was running up and down the aisle talking to people at the end of rows just like in the middle of the game.
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u/rikki-tikki-deadly Celtics Apr 01 '23
Check the original vomit. If it's fake, it was a prank done by Chunk, and he'll regret it immensely later. If it's real, it was the work of one David "Lard-Ass" Hogan.
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u/rosecityreds84 Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23
Fan vomits on others Pierce shits his pants
If there’s a piss story then we can complete the trifecta
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u/EarsLookWeird Apr 01 '23
I'm a bartender. 2 days before the Superbowl this year an asshole in an Eagles hat threw up on my arm and down the back of my coworkers' leg. He was of course embarrassed, but his apology was lacking to say the least. I tabbed him out and told him his team would never win another Superbowl until he came back and apologized correctly.
Eagles lost. Fuck you, Eagles fans
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Apr 01 '23
So funny story I did this when I was like 10. I used to get this weird nausea that showed up in big crowds, mostly sporting events. Vomited on a couple that were in front of us at a Blazers game. Still feel awful to this day.
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u/skers94 [CLE] Jarrett Allen Apr 01 '23
It worked for the Kings, so maybe we see how this plays out first before judging
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u/spuriousg Nuggets Bandwagon Apr 01 '23
I couldn't help it, I laughed a lot reading that.
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u/Light0627 Apr 01 '23 •
The lost splash brother