r/nba Wiggins/Szczerbiak Apr 01 '23

HAPPY TANK DAY!!!

As we prepare to discuss the victors of many of this season's battles for the next few months, we dedicate today to the tanks that will be left and forgotten on the battlefield after this is all over.

Honor your favorite tank today on old.reddit.com/r/nba today!

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u/tore_a_bore_a Warriors Apr 01 '23

Frank the Tank currently plays for the Houston Rockets.

He averages 1.1 ppg and 1.1 rpg in 4.8 mpb in 8 games for them

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/k/kaminfr01.html

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u/subtle_penguin Lakers Apr 01 '23

inb4 20 and 15 game against the lakers tomorrow

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u/EconomyInside7725 Apr 01 '23

Entire season the mods can't get the standings, schedule, game threads and scores working properly.

But they can pull this stupid shit.

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u/ablackcloudupahead Lakers Apr 01 '23

Seriously, almost 7 million subscribers on this sub and it's been broken for an entire season

217

u/edgykitty Wiggins/Szczerbiak Apr 01 '23

How long do you think this took me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

All season

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u/edgykitty Wiggins/Szczerbiak Apr 01 '23 Take My Energy

Wrong 3 seasons

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u/GreatReason Apr 02 '23

I love/hate your flair

41

u/illzkla 76ers Apr 01 '23

Cam there be a limited mod (me) who just does the old reddit sidebar? Best place for TV schedule and standings

12

u/GlassOfLiquor Cavaliers Apr 01 '23

I stand with u/illzkla as long as it does not mean I’ll Z killa, as we love Big Z

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u/illzkla 76ers Apr 01 '23

I don't think that's what it means

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u/ZeusJuice [CHI] Fred Hoiberg Apr 02 '23

Yes pleeease I miss it so much

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u/SqueakyRadish NBA Apr 01 '23

Idk probably really long given it’s been 7 months and no fixes to the issues people care about 😹

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u/Kryoptic Celtics Apr 02 '23

Don't know but it's a better use of your time than the norm, so I guess that's a benefit.

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u/YoungNissan Heat Apr 01 '23

I love when mods pin their content on the top of the sub to seem important. Like no buddy you’re just like the rest of us but you’re a Reddit mod for free lmao

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u/imadogg Lakers Apr 01 '23

Just like the rest of us, except they have the ability to pin their threads to piss people off

20

u/y365 Kings Apr 01 '23

Right? Now I have to use the Kings sub or ESPN for anything because the main sub is so bad this season

47

u/chanman404 Rockets Apr 01 '23

They’re too busy pushing their own agendas to care about the actual league.

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u/HeWasAGoddamnWarHero Heat Apr 01 '23

Are we still talking about the mods or the NBRA?

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u/rhinguin 76ers Apr 01 '23

theyre the same people

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u/MelonElbows Lakers Apr 02 '23

Didn't they explain this? The thing is tied to NBA.com so when the source broke, this broke. The mods would have to reprogram the whole sub to follow another site's play by play stats and I don't think that's an easy endeavor.

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u/WhatTheRickIsDoin Lakers Apr 01 '23 Got the W

Everybody watch Girls und Panzer to celebrate

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u/raiden_the_conquerer Apr 01 '23

Stop telling people to watch girls underpanz bro

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u/NenPame Apr 01 '23

That show is creepy as hell and frankly it's shit like that, that makes me not want to watch any anime

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u/Yoshi_green Raptors Apr 01 '23

skill issue

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u/crab90000 Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23

He posted cringe

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u/Panzerdrek Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23

Honestly though, despite the downvotes you're 100% right and I'll die on this hill with you. I didn't foresee Wehraboo loli fetish content becoming a genre but the 21st century is just a constant stream of little surprises.

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u/NenPame Apr 01 '23

Getting down voted on reddit cause I think upskirt shots of underage girls is kinda creepy.... I'm surprised that I'm not more surprised by this fact

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u/MojoPinSin Apr 01 '23

There's a few subgenres in anime that are disgusting. Their cult-like fanbases are filled with people with "questionable" tastes that pretend to watch it ironically, but they go to bat hard if anyone calls them out.

It's a pretty gross situation.

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u/MelonElbows Lakers Apr 02 '23

Wait, are there actually upskirts in that anime? I thought it was mostly about girls and tanks.

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u/Weapon_Factory Heat Bandwagon Apr 01 '23

Go Blazers.

41

u/HeroOfMemes Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23

Underrated tanking talent 😤

11

u/theseus1234 Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23

We out here

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u/walterdog12 [ITA] Best of 2021 Winner Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

Go Italy?

Aw fuck we aint got a tank flair for us I guess.


Unrelated, over/under 150 shitposts of people posting Tiananmen Square tank pics in relation to LeBron all day.

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u/Rawrsomesausage :sp8-1: Super 8 Apr 01 '23

Now I'm disappointed there's none posted.

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u/geezer1234 Apr 01 '23

Go Italy?

come on mods, where's the tank with reverse gear??

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u/Bleeding_Irish Lakers Apr 01 '23

How long before someone posts classified documents thinking this is the war thunder subreddit.

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u/MelGibsonDerp Mario Chalmers Apr 01 '23

There is no more "Trust" the Process. There is only Abide by the Process.

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u/CaineBK Warriors Apr 01 '23

The Dude abides.

5

u/shinshikaizer Apr 01 '23

The Process abides.

6

u/Merthan Knicks Apr 01 '23

There is only Balenciaga

6

u/ChickenLiverNuts [PHI] JaKarr Sampson Apr 01 '23

Hinkie died for our sins

3

u/TheEliteCalhoun NBA Apr 01 '23

Bess thing to come out the process was joe embeed ducking that horseman fella from out west

12

u/WaterBoy2019 Warriors Apr 01 '23

James Wiseman

5

u/Padulsky21 [BKN] Mikal Bridges Apr 01 '23

I live in NC about an hour or so away from Charlotte, so naturally they are my favorite tank. The two wins over Dallas were fucking incredible, and we must never forget how elite they spoiled Dallas’ playoffs hopes.

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u/YouStillTakeDamage Heat Apr 01 '23

Quick everyone name your commander

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u/elLugubre [SAS] Tim Duncan Apr 01 '23

Pop. He's the best tank commander ever - we got two decades of excellence and 5 rings out of a single, perfectly executed tank.

This year, hopefully, history repeats itself.

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u/IsaacDPOYFultzMIP Magic Apr 01 '23

Bol Bol

31

u/denverblazer Trail Blazers Apr 01 '23

Chauncey Billups

8

u/based_pat Pistons Apr 01 '23

Killian hayes/ dwane casey

11

u/SuspiciousSpyderman NBA Apr 01 '23

George S Patton

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u/Pranker00111 Mavericks Apr 01 '23

Jason KIDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/TheOnlySafeCult Raptors Apr 01 '23

The dude in charge of getting FVV a backup.... we're still trying to figure out who that is though

2

u/Swoletariat69 76ers Apr 01 '23

Josh Rosen

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u/Vordeo Jazz Apr 01 '23

It won't end up a success but Rudy Gay has put in an absolutely Herculean effort at tanking for us this season.

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u/teenagetwat Spurs Apr 01 '23

Davy Crockett

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u/ejabno Raptors Apr 01 '23

Miles Bridges

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u/timberwolvesguy Timberwolves Apr 01 '23

Coach Kurt Rambis and President David Kahn

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u/iankstarr Heat Apr 01 '23

UDFAs

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u/sokeydo [MIA] Goran Dragić Apr 01 '23

Don "Wardaddy" Collier

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u/miiblord Pacers Apr 01 '23

Ankle injuries

15

u/herospark Bulls Apr 01 '23

The T-34 is the GOAT tank, don't @ me.

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u/mishmashedtosunday [LAL] Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Apr 01 '23

T-34 has a lower VORT-DRAPTORCUM against the Strv 122 how is it the goat

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u/ajteitel Suns Apr 01 '23

Semple tank.

Your opinion is invalid

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u/Tillman_Fertitta Apr 01 '23

U bum. TI-NSIRE CAS clears. Pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

This shit is stupid, April Fools is the worst "holiday" ever made. A bunch of unoriginal, uncreative jokes.

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u/TheDutchWonder Apr 01 '23

Let people have fun. Also if we're celebrating tanking, us Pistons fans get to be royalty for a day.

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u/Bahamuts_Bike Bucks Apr 01 '23

I'd rather have these obvious dumb "jokes" instead of the Lakers

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u/NonSpicySamosa Lakers Apr 01 '23

You just jealous cuz you don't have a favorite tank. The Wraith from Halo is best tank.

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u/Swoletariat69 76ers Apr 01 '23

Real ones used the anti air tanks from Halo 3

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u/imadogg Lakers Apr 01 '23

I'd rather have these obvious dumb "jokes" instead of people being tryhard with their attempts to trick people and fail

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u/swagdragon666 Suns Apr 01 '23

Haha aww.

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u/ShoutOutTo_Caboose r/nba birdwatching extraordinaire Apr 01 '23

Nobody is allowed to have fun!!!

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u/ze_shotstopper Thunder Apr 02 '23

Eh it's harmless

0

u/Swoletariat69 76ers Apr 01 '23

Your mom is stupid

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u/MelonElbows Lakers Apr 02 '23

Yes but the rest of us like it so its not going away

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u/MojoPinSin Apr 01 '23

Translation: "I got got by a joke online and now I'm all in my feelings."

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u/Rodnoix Mavericks Apr 01 '23

Is it too late to start?

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u/brangor Apr 02 '23

every year the mods pull this shit and every year it just shows how socially awkward and cringe they are

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u/ejabno Raptors Apr 01 '23

That's okay charlotte, you tried. I still love you

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u/Sammyd1108 Hornets Apr 01 '23

To be fair, we’ve played some pretty entertaining basketball as of late and we still have the fourth worst odds. Not a bad tank imo.

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u/MugiMartin Nuggets Bandwagon Apr 01 '23

Sir, I regret to report that we were unsuccessful in the tank wars vs. the Pistons and suffered many casualties.

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u/bigbaldheadNR Nuggets Bandwagon Apr 01 '23

Pistons need lottery luck. The tank ends this season please get rid of tank leader Casey this summer.

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u/Yodudewhatsupmanbruh [OKC] Nate Robinson Apr 02 '23

Does anyone remember back to like 2016 when this subreddit got hijacked and we had some random German pop singer on the header and sidebar for like an hour?

That shit was hilarious, we had way over a million subs and had that stay up for so goddamn long lmao.

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u/OguguasVeryOwn Raptors Apr 01 '23

Tanks very much

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u/Theingloriousak2 Lakers Apr 01 '23

Byron Scott deserves a flair

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u/jdore8 Pistons Apr 01 '23

Tanks use pistons right? So it makes sense what they're doing, I guess.

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u/Neversleep1331 Mavericks Apr 01 '23

Need the Mavs to start building their tank

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u/BingoBongoBang Timberwolves Apr 01 '23

I’m so confused

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u/132joker [DEN] Earl Boykins Apr 01 '23

4/1

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u/Savahoodie Nuggets Apr 01 '23

I guess I’m dumb that doesn’t clear anything up

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u/SauceGotYouLost Knicks Apr 01 '23

seriously, these mods suck so bad they think its funny but its just annoying as hell

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u/codeine_turtle Nuggets Apr 01 '23

Ohhh is poor little baby annoyed by a reddit post? Those mean old mods!!! Can’t believe they would do something so cruel

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u/SauceGotYouLost Knicks Apr 01 '23

who said anything about a post?

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u/Savahoodie Nuggets Apr 01 '23

“Ohhh is poor little baby annoyed by a reddit post? Those mean old mods!!! Can’t believe they would do something so cruel”

-a poor little baby annoyed by a Reddit post

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u/codeine_turtle Nuggets Apr 01 '23

We could do this all day but lets not

1

u/Thimit22 Timberwolves Apr 01 '23

April Fools day

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon NBA Apr 01 '23

yes this is the strangest april fools this sub has done

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u/BingoBongoBang Timberwolves Apr 01 '23

Oh shit I legitimately had no idea that it was April 1st. Things make more sense now

2

u/hamalll Celtics Apr 01 '23

Salute the greatest tank commander Mr.Silas !!!!

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u/FOMFS_1989 Apr 01 '23

Wasn’t there a movie named Tank Girl?

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u/ThePhattestOne Apr 01 '23

Recently appointed Washington Tank Commander checking in

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u/Disastrous-Special30 Pacers Apr 02 '23

Fuck you Orlando win some games

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u/SomeCanadianBoy Trail Blazers Apr 02 '23

Portland showed up late but our tanking game is incredible. Next season we might even compete with houston

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u/Kryoptic Celtics Apr 02 '23

So dumb, how is this anything close to an April fools joke?

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u/copswithguns Mavericks Apr 02 '23

Mavs nation checking in.

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u/Dsod23 Apr 02 '23

Looks like your team is getting their pick, crazy to think that pick ended up getting protected. No one thought the Mavs were gonna be a top 10 worst team. This is 80s Bulls all over again except Doncic isn’t gonna MJ them out of this.

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u/ClutchGamingGuy [NYK] Carmelo Anthony Apr 01 '23

this isn't fair, the Knicks "tanked" for decades and only now are we getting tank day when they're the 5th seed. this injustice shall be corrected with the full might of New York

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u/SportsLaughs Apr 01 '23

Tatum tanks when he holds the ball too long

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u/Voickers Apr 01 '23

dosvidanya

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u/trainsarewonderful Kings Apr 01 '23

I don't know what to do with my hands

2

u/RubiconGuava [MIL] Sterling Brown Apr 01 '23

Drive the tank

2

u/asdfman :yc-1: Yacht Club Apr 01 '23

Tancht Club rise up

2

u/Vordeo Jazz Apr 01 '23

My enduring legacy on this sub is suggesting the Tankwagon flairs, and I'm kinda sad they aren't a thing with my Jazz in tank mode.

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u/TurnoverNegative7 Warriors Apr 01 '23

James Wiseman is my favorite tank 🫡

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u/techiesbesthero 76ers Apr 01 '23

Resident Evil is a cool ass game and you should play it with the tank controls on

2

u/ricehero1 Spurs Apr 01 '23

recently got re1 remake on sale despite being the biggest baby on the planet when it comes to scary games, excited to play it

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u/PrydaBoy Nuggets Apr 01 '23

Hahaha wtf?

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u/aeiou-y Nuggets Bandwagon Apr 01 '23

Mavs for Wembanyama signed in

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u/Away_Championship_49 [MIA] Jimmy Butler Apr 01 '23

Comment

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u/drpepguy 76ers Apr 01 '23

What

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u/yusbishyus NBA Apr 01 '23

what in the world is this sub

1

u/imrosskemp Grizzlies Apr 01 '23

I have old reddit I have no idea what everyones talking about. I thought the background was ice cream.

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u/Idontcommentorpost Manu Ginóbili Apr 02 '23

Pop! goes the Tank

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u/VAG0 Lakers Apr 02 '23

I ONLY use old reddit. The UI on new reddit fucking sucks.

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u/cole1114 Pistons Apr 02 '23

I thought I was on /r/noncredibledefense for a second.

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u/ConvolutedMaze Mavericks Apr 02 '23

I'm a tankie!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/icewill36 Apr 02 '23

This is so lame

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u/Wild-Apricot-9161 Celtics Apr 02 '23

Its over now time to bring the normal layout back

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u/Negroni_Banderoni Apr 02 '23

San Antonio Spurs ofc. Their tanking for Wemby is elite.

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u/Dsod23 Apr 02 '23

Who would of thought the Mavs would be so bad the Knicks would lose out on a top 10 protected pick from a few years ago when they had Doncic and KP and eventually Kyrie.